1- “ Santa galti se samundar me gir gay,
Doobte doobte uske haath me machhli lagi, Use pakad k bahar phenka aur bola "tu to apni jaan bacha le.
2- Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.
3- Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
4- Santa- Itne Saare Log Football Ko Laat Kyu Maar Rahe Hai
Banta-Abe Gadhe Goal Karne Ke Liye
Santa
Gol Hi To Hai Aur Kitna Gol Karenge.....
5- SANTA TO BANTA : WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING ?
BANTA : BECAUSE I AM VERY HAPPY TODAY.
SANTA: WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ?
BANTA: BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING .
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
6- Banta is a teacher and exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye... Question they
- China kis Desh me hai ?
- 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai ?
- Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota hai ?
- Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte hai ?
- Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
7- Biwi neend me zor se
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye
SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!
8- Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do
Bijli wala:Q sir?
Santa:Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni he.
9- santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha.
banta:kya kar rahe ho?
santa:badla le raha hun.
banta:kise
santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hun
10- SAnTa k ghar
.
shadi
k 20 saal baad bacha hua
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,Wo udaas ho gaya,.
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Banta:
Yaar udaas kiu ho ?.
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Santa:20 saal baad bacha hua
wo bhi
"CHOTA SA..
11- Santa's son: Papa agar aapko,
Rs10 aur Rs5 raaste mein pade
miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge ??
Santa : 10 Rs ka..
Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain..
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2no bhi to utha saktey ho...
12- Santa- Me bachpan Me 10 Maale ki Building se Gir Gya Tha.
BANTA-Are, FIR,kya Hua.
Bach gaya Ki Mar Gaya?
SANTA- yaad Nahi yaar,
Bahut Purani Baat He.
13- Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni...
14- Santa says:" Duniya Ka har ek Insan Apne Paav
Bhigoye Bina Shayad Samundar Paar Kar Saktahai..
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. Lekin Ankhe Bhigoe Bina
"Pyar" Nahi Kar Sakta"..
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Aaj Santa Serious hai. Plz.
15- Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: ".....and this is called Energy"
16- Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,
"Dinner 7-12pm"
17- Minister- Bomb Blast Me marne Walo ko 5
0r
Zakmi ko 3Lakh Denge
Santa- Mera Baap Pehle Zakhmi Hua,Phir Mar Gaya,
mere ko 8 Lakh do
18- Santa 'suicide' nhi
krne ka
speech de
rha tha.
Santa-
"Suicide nhi
krna chahiye.
Suicide darpok, bujhdil,
kaayar log
krte hai...
Suicide krne
se toh acha
hai ki aap
zeher kha lo..."
19- Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnects n says,
''pee ke bethi h kamini
20- SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
Kiya
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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Wah Wah
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Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
Hai ????
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Ladki Boli
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Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
Hai....
21- Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka Math Ka Test Le Raha Hota Hai.
Santa: “ Beta 5 Ke Baad Kya Aata Hai? ”
Pappu: “ 6, 7 ”
Santa: “ Wah Mera Beta To Bohat Hoshiyaar Hai,Aur 6, 7 Ke Baad? ”
Pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ”
Santa: “ Kya Baat Hai Beta Aur Uske Baad? ”
Pappu: “ Gulam, Begum, Badshah "
22- Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara
Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
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Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan
Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain...
23- Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai..
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Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena..
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Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...
24- Santa's Son Was Filling a Form..
Son- Papa, Mother Tongue Me Kya Likhu.?
Santa- Likh De, Very Long And Uncontrolable....
25- Rang de basanti
movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya.
Banta- why you are so angry.?
Santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.
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